SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST!

The fallen from grace golf idol, Tiger Woods reportedly missed sex rehab in order to receive the most coveted Princess Leia Organa award at this year’s annual Star Wars Convention. In his acceptance speech, Woods recalled his first primal urges as a young male upon seeing Carrie Fisher on the big screen and his lure to the dark side.


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In what was to be the 4th in the series, We find the exiled lagoon dweller going virtually unnoticed though day to day life in Manhattan.

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The "Fun Disquise Kit" (not to be confused with the "Fun Disguise Kit"), Funny Ha Ha Chinaman Eyes.