SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST!

The fallen from grace golf idol, Tiger Woods reportedly missed sex rehab in order to receive the most coveted Princess Leia Organa award at this year’s annual Star Wars Convention. In his acceptance speech, Woods recalled his first primal urges as a young male upon seeing Carrie Fisher on the big screen and his lure to the dark side.

NIXED MONSTER MOVIE IDEAS

In what was to be the 4th in the series, We find the exiled lagoon dweller going virtually unnoticed though day to day life in Manhattan.

99 CENTS STORE TREASURES

The "Fun Disquise Kit" (not to be confused with the "Fun Disguise Kit"), Funny Ha Ha Chinaman Eyes.

BABY HEAD'S CHRISTMAS WISH

IN THE NEWS

The president announced plans to send 30,000 Boops to Afghanistan.

99 CENTS STORE TREASURES

In these hard economic times, I find myself seeking more bang for my buck. The amount of bargin stores I frequent has increased greatly in the past year. This new feature will post some of the strangest items I have come across in my travels.

THE "WISH FOR YOU" GIFT BOX

COMPLETE WITH RIBBON

Can you imagine any thoughtful gifts you might use a box like this for? Perhaps a couple of "Tiddy Bowl" products would work.

THE PHANTOM AND THE OPRAH